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[Dib]

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``OOC: Hey there sexy how`re you doing? BTW anyone can post here. YOU, GAZ AND GIR CAN POST HERE.``

Dib squinted his eyes through his binoculars, hoping to get a better look at what Zim was doing all the way across the pavement. You could never be to careful with people-- ALIENS in general, when they weren`t planning for the utter demise of planet Earth they where. . . planning for the utter demise of planet Earth.

Planet Earth was important shit, Dib was sure every alien everywhere and their equally disgusting offsprings wanted to make it explode. Just to save their putrid alien race face. But, then again the universe was such a large place and Earth was just a little piece of rock floating in it. . . Dib abandoned that thought. Of coarse Earth was the most important thing in the universe and even if it wasn`t it was still going to be the most important to him.

He shook his head, reminding himself of the extreme importance of making sure what Zim was doing every minute of the day. He couldn`t let himself get distracted by small things because if he didn`t give his 100% into observing the alien Zim could pull a fast one on him and escape, and he most certainty did not want Zim escaping to do how knows what.

[Zim]

ooc: XD Fine, you?

Zim was observing a group of filthy Earth-children play in the jungle gym nearby, suspecting that what they were doing was some form of military training. He was beginning to enter notes in his electronic notepad on his wrist when he realized that Dib was staring at him through binoculars, barely more than twenty feet away.

The little alien glared at the human boy and let the notebook disappear back into his arm. He didn't think anyone had been looking at him until he saw Dib. 'I should try to act normal now,' Zim thought. 'No use to give him any more incriminating evidence against me. I will prove to everyone how normal I am! I will be more normal than the most normal human on this dirt planet.'

Zim was about to march off to do whatever he thought normal boy things were until he heard rumbling. He stared up into the sky. It had gotten incredibly dark all of a sudden. He heard a single drop of rain fall onto the pavement merely a few inches away from where he stood. Zim could feel his green skin crawl at the sight. He then tried to run under the cover of any piece of playground equipment he could find, but by then it was too late. The dreaded acid started to fall in buckets all around him.

Skin burning, Zim dropped to the ground and started to scream loudly, ignoring the stares he received from all of the kids around the playground. He was in pain and all he wanted was some form of relief, quickly.

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[Dib]

``OOC: I'm doing fiiineeeeeee. S'all good over here in sunny California. Maybe you should come and visit sometime~ Reaalllyyy it's great over here . . . You'll like it.``

Dib watched the green-skinned alien squirm around the playground in attempts to escape the rain while laughing his overly-sized head off as he did so. After a few minutes of laughing at Zim Dib couldn't help but feel a little guilty. Zim certainly deserved it for constantly trying to destroy his planet and all but he couldn't help but feel an bit of sympathy for the alien scum. Sure Zim was evil and all but he still was human-- wait, no he wasn't. In fact Dib wasn't even entirely sure if aliens like Zim even had feelings to begin with. So if Dib where to help Zim it would be entirely selfish, he would only be helping Zim to make himself feel better. . . and at least this gave him an explanation to his strange desire to help Zim out of the rain. Gah, emotions.

The big headed boy slowly walked over to Zim, then dropped his jacket over him. An umbrella would have been an easier escape from the rain but Dib didn't want to appear to be too nice in case Zim tried something, and he was too lazy to go and get it from his backpack.

Dib adverted his eyes, not giving Zim proper eye contact. "Here, you can use my jacket to get out of the rain, not that I'm trying to be nice to you or anything. I was just, uh, just take the jacket. You better give it back to me later."

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[Zim]

ooc: Maybe I would. xD It's just been all nasty and raining over here lately, ironically I suppose.

Zim could hear faint laughing coming from somewhere, and he was sure it was from a certain large-headed human, but at that point in time he didn't care. All he knew was that his skin was burning and he somehow winded up kneeling on the blacktop with nothing protecting him whatsoever.

That was until he felt something heavy and warm drop on top him. At first he thought he was under attack, and this notion was aided by the fact that Dib's voice followed shortly. But once he heard what the boy had to say, Zim was very confused. However, he refused to let anything weakness show as he curtly replied, "I suppose you expect me to thank you for letting me use your filthy jacket -- UGH, it smells like HUMAN!" he shouted with disgust. "You feel pity for Zim? I should throw this garbage down into my incinerator!"

However, he performed the opposite of what he himself had expected, and instead of throwing it back at Dib, Zim held it closer to his body, making sure it covered him completely. After all, he had nothing else to protect himself with. He tried to face the human child before him by lifting the jacket and then he glared at him from his spot on the floor. "What are you plotting, Dib-thing?" he asked expectantly.

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[Dib]

``OOC: Shitty post is shitty.``

"Whatever just take it." Dib wiped his glasses on his shirt. One of the only flaws of having glasses was how if anything was on the lenses of said glasses it effected your whole vision and gave you horrible migraines if left on for long enough. Oh, and how the nose part of the frame irritated his nose after a while. Now back to Zim, he was blabbering on about Dib plotting a plan against him or something.

"Oddly I'm not plotting anything this time, or, at least I don't think I am." Dib scratched the back of his head, somewhat expecting Zim to attack him while his back was turned. Zim was, well, Zim, he was capable of anything from what he could tell. Dib was still a little cranky over the whole making him live his dream life then reveal to him it was all just an evil scheming to get him to tell Zim the truth about who threw that muffin at him. Ffffff, now Did was beginning to regret handing over his jacket to the green alien boy.

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[Zim]

ooc: What it's not shitty. D:

Zim wondered why Dib didn't seem to be listening to what he was saying, and almost began to yell at him until he replied.

"You think ZIM has the brain worms?" he asked. "You must be plotting something, otherwise you wouldn't have let me use your smelly jacket. You probably put a camera or a bug in here and are recording our conversation at this very moment, hoping that I will 'spill the milk' on my next evil plan!"

The alien began to cackle maliciously. "Well, you'll never know my plan to force all the tectonic plates on this filthy planet to collide at the same time, causing earthquakes and DOOM everywhere!"

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