Zim's Almighty Journal of DOOM!

[Zim]

Somewhere on the cover:

This book contains Zim's EVIL plans for destroying Earth, as well as Zim's log of what is occuring on this FILTHY stink planet. It will self distruct if anyone but Zim opens it, so don't even TRY, DIB-PIG.

P.S. There is no way to disarm the self-destruct on this book unless you use the key that sits on top of the computer in my lab to open it. WAIT...



First page:

August 12th,

It may look like Zim hasn't gotten far in his plans for taking over Earth, but I am merely hatching an amazing scheme for getting rid of the Dib and then finding a way to make the Earth-creatures become vulnerable to me before my Tallest send the armada!

And that plan is...? Well...err...the almighty Zim is still working on it...I shall write about it here soon! Yes, and the plan will be very, uh, delicious. It is time to go to Skool now. I will finish this entry later.

Hoping it won't rain today,

Invader Zim.

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