Human Stink -Open-

[Sil]

Sil sat there on the hard and very uncomfortable concrete stairs of the school. Watching as all the kids played on the jungle gym like the little hairless monkeys they were. Playing dodge ball and hitting each other in the face and knocking one another over carelessly for no concern of the others well being. Turning away from the crowd she jumped up from where she sat and marched across the play ground.

A similar movement Zim normally does when he tries to act normal when he actually makes himself look like a total ass in front of the majority of the school. Yet keeping her head tall she leaped up on the fence and sat under an oak tree. Where to squirrels fought over an acorn on the branch above. But it fell from the tree and fell onto the head of a fellow student. The squirrels then tackled him and chased him around. Humans certainly were strange thingies..

[Zim]

Zim was tired of getting beaten by dodgeballs from the other kids, so he walked away from where they were with a couple of bruises on his pale green skin. The alien boy rubbed his arm and looked around. 'There's got to be something else to do to appear normal rather than playing this painful game with those FILTHY humans.' He glared at nothing as he thought, until his gray eyes strayed upon something.

'Th-that's the Irken Armada symbol!' he mused, surprise lighting on his face as he stared at the girl's sweater. 'Maybe they're checking in to see how I'm doing on conquering this planet...' He looked around quickly, not sure what else to do but try to act normal. In order to try and get more information, he began to approach her, but then started to have second thoughts. 'Perhaps I am being too paranoid. She seems like a normal human girl...' He stood, staring, trying to decide what to do.

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[Sil]

So there she sat somewhat chuckling as the human boy before her rolled madly on the ground like some kind of psychotic lunatic. Sil grabbed a hand ful of acorns and kept launching them at the boy. A somewhat bored expression was cast upon her face when it seemed to be getting old. Turning her attention to other matters, she noticed the green boy looking at her. She cocked her head for a minute then straightened up. Narrowing her eyes as he approached her slowly like some kind of creeper.

For a few moments she returned the stare. Obviously this kid was an irken in decise. Highly noticeable due to his lack of outfit. His PAK was visible, as was his irken military attire and his green skin. These humans were really dumb. Sil jumped up from where she sat. Sick of the queer staring she received from him. Slowly she approached him. "What do you want?"

[Zim]

'NGH! I have been discovered!' Zim had turned around and was about to try and run off until she asked him what he wanted. The Irken straightened up and said, "Nothing...Resume playing your games, worm-baby." He didn't want her to think he was abnormal in case she was a regular dirt child, but after a few seconds he whipped around to face her.

"What is with the insignia on your filthy sweater, female pig?" Zim asked in his regular demanding manner, shooting her another confused stare.

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[Sil]

For a minute she paused and couldn't help but have the sudden urge to just punch him in the face. But holding back and resisting such the strong craving she sighed and let it all out in that deep miserable breath of hers.

"Your lucky..." She murmured. Thinking out loud rather than quietly like normal. She was referring to how lucky he was for these humans to be some oblivious to him or he would have been captured a long time ago. 'Worm baby? Female pig?'

Hesitantly Sil looked around, noticing that all the kids were mostly playing with each other on the opposite end of the playground except for a stray or two that would walk around and enviously gaze at the others. This corner seemed quiet enough so in a lower than normal voice she spoke. "The insignia is the Irken Symbol you moron. Obviously your as paranoid as you appear or your just stupid.. Surely you should know that being an Irken yourself."

[Zim]

Zim's eyes had wandered when she commented that he was lucky; he had no idea what she meant by that and he began to find himself looking to see if Dib was watching them.

When the girl mentioned Irk he refused the urge to gasp dramatically and instead tried to stare at her dead in the eyes as he spoke. His surprise at her knowing about Irk overtook his need to chatise her for insulting him. "I know the symbol of Irk!" he replied indignantly. "Like you said, I AM Irken." His voice was louder and nothing like the whisper she used, but thankfully no one seemed to be paying them any mind.

Finally, Zim asked, "And how do you know about the Irken symbol, human child?" He was obviously unable to fit any of the pieces together for himself.

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[Sil]

She could feel her antennae twitch with annoyance underneath her decise. "Ugh..." She said, face palming herself out of irritation as she walked behind the jungle gym. A place in the corner where the bushes were to high for people to see from the outside and to close together for the human children to see her. Suddenly a button around her wrist appeared and she called to him. "Come here.." She said in a low whisper unlike his own loud and demanding voice.

Sil pushed the button and soon the outfit faded to reveal her irken self. Her antennae gently laid back on her head and her eyes both narrowed. Quickly she swiped the bow that was tied to her antennae and held it in her hands.

[Zim]

Zim followed, his attention wandering again as he thought about his next evil plan until she revealed her true self to him. He stared at her, unsure why an Irken besides him was here on Earth. The Tallest never said they were sending anyone.

"Do I...know you from somewhere? Because this is cute and all, but Zim needs no help to conquer Earth," the alien scoffed, crossing his arms. "If you get in the way of my special secret mission I will destroy you next."

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[Sil]

"Do I...know you from somewhere? Because this is cute and all, but Zim needs no help to conquer Earth," Sil stood there as the button reappeared on her wrist. But a moment before she pushed it, it came to her that he said Zim. Her antennae perked straight then gently rested back down. "Zim.. ugh We went to that um..," She paused thinking of the name of the place she remembered him from. ", The Irken Academy together." There was another brief pause. "Anyways.. You don't have to worry about me interfering with your.. eh 'special mission'." Quoting the last to words, Sil pressed down on the button and her decise appeared around her once again.
"But one question. How did you get a mission here? Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia for blowing up half of Irk in Impending Doom I."

[Zim]

"The Irken Academy? Ah, right. I know you..." In truth, Zim was only pretending he did; he couldn't remember her name for the life of him but he pretended he did anyway. He watched as she put her disguise back on and replied, "I know you wouldn't interfere because you remember the mightiness of Zim now!"

"Hmm?" He answered her question proudly. "The Almighty Tallest saw that I was worthy and decided to let me have my own special secret mission for Impending Doom II. It's to conquer this measly planet! Ha!" He smiled at his own perceived genius and then asked, "Well, why are you here?"

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[Sil]

If it wasn't for her patience yet again Sil would be bashing him. "I know you wouldn't interfere because you remember the mightiness of Zim now!" She snickered silently as she went to cover her mouth. Mightiness? Ha.. more like foolishness.. "Yes yes.. mightiness.. Whatever you say." Rolling her eyes irritatedly she exited from underneath the jungle gym and back out into the open. Where dark clouds were beginning to gather ominously.I really hate rain.. Though the irken to herself. But when he spoke of the tallest giving him a second chance and saying her was worthy. She nearly yanked out her hair. He blows up half of the planet and nearly wipes out the civilization and he is worthy. Before she can thrust her anger upon him. He asks her a question.
"Cause I am.."

[Zim]

"I see that you are quaking in fear," Zim said, marching after her and mistaking her quiet chuckling for shivering. "I guess my mightiness really is that scary." He couldn't read the atmosphere at all and didn't seem to notice that she was angry at him. He decided to leave her "cause I am" answer as it was because he planned to find out later.

'Yes, Zim will soon know...he shall soon know all,' the Irken plotted in his mind with an evil smile on his face. "Well, anyway. Do you know of...the Dib?" Zim looked around. "Perhaps if we join forces, we could get rid of him and my mission will go much smoother!"

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[nik]

Nik sat down on the bench and saw Zim talking to Sil. "Man these humans are stupid." "They can't even tell hes an irken." "Nik sat there holding his irken necklace. "Soon I will return to the home world and be a hero." "With my evil plans coming into action no one can stop Nik"

"Well then I do have what the humans consider recreation." He pulled out a game slave and began to play." Human recreation bah!" "He sipped on a POOP soda." "Human nutrition . . . BAH this is the only good human food I like"

[Sil]

"I see that you are quaking in fear," Sil let his comment slide. Being he was to self-absorbed to see past the tip of his antennae. Calming down a bit since being angry was not getting her no where and wasn't helping out the situation one bit. Zim had followed as she walked out from behind the jungle gym and out into the open. The clouds were getting darker and winds were starting to pick up. It was a matter of time before it would start raining.

Sil was safe from the rain since she had made her outfit rain proof. But it sometimes malfunctioned when it got soaked. So in her pocket she pulled out her small black umbrella and held it tight just in case. "I'm terrified." Breathed the irken, sarcasm hinting in her voice.

"Well, anyway. Do you know of...the Dib?" Sil looked back at Zim making eye contact with him. "Dib? The kid that goes around preaching to everyone your an alien. Psh.. yea he's not hard to miss."


"Perhaps if we join forces, we could get rid of him and my mission will go much smoother!" When he spoke of joining forces she was about to bluntly tell him a big fat no. But thinking of it more, it began to sound actually nice. Better than where I stay now and maybe I can get back to Irk... and fix up MIR while I'm at it.. She thought. "Why not.." She shrugged.

"Human nutrition . . . BAH this is the only good human food I like" Spoke a child not to far away. Sil turned her head and looked at the human child. His hair was blonde and his eyes were blue. He looked like the average school student but what he just said made him sound a little weird. Humans don't normally talk like that. Sil narrowed her eyes and glared at him for few moments before turning her attention back to Zim.

(( MIR is her SIR unit. ))

[Zim]

"I can't stand human food..." Zim muttered as he turned to look at the boy for a moment. He shuddered. "Stupid humans and their stupid human...things!" He didn't seem to realize that humans didn't normally talk like that, and, classifying the kid as a normal dirt-child in his mind, turned his attention back to the Irken in front of him.

"Yes, that Dib-beast is always messing up with my plans to conquer this measly planet!" Zim continued angrily, throwing his arms up in the air. "With both of us working together, he won't stand a chance!" He shivered very slightly when he realized it was probably going to rain soon. He hadn't covered himself in paste lately, and his alien skin was going to be exposed to the liquid if it fell anytime soon.

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